{"reviews":[],"offset":0,"limit":10,"total":0,"gtin":"794504747553"}"Full Description:\n<p>Send a smile with a Bald Guy Greetings card. This unique card features a playful design, perfect for any occasion, and adds a touch of fun and charm to your heartfelt message.</p>\nInside<br />\nOf course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life,<br />\n<br />\nand that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year-old.\n\nFeatures:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Made in the USA\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Printed on Recycled paper (of course)\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Illustrated by Sean Farrell\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funnier than Hallmark\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Written by Ian Kalman\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funny Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Sarcastic Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\nSpecifications:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Dimensions - 5" X 7" (envelope included)\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n"
Send a smile with a Bald Guy Greetings card. This unique card features a playful design, perfect for any occasion, and adds a touch of fun and charm to your heartfelt message.
Inside
Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life,
and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year-old.
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