{"@context":"https://schema.org/","@type":"Product","@id":"https://www.scheels.com/p/bald-guy-greetings-viable-eggs-(og)-birthday-card/19843-249/","name":"Bald Guy Greetings Viable Eggs (OG) Birthday Card","image":["https://scheels.scene7.com/is/image/Scheels/65334170401"],"description":"Inside:\u003cbr>\u003cbr>And by, \"they,\" I mean your parents.\u003cbr>I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom\u003cbr>\u003cbr>isn't producing viable eggs an","sku":"65334170401","mpn":"65334170401","brand":{"@type":"Brand","name":"Bald Guy Greetings"},"offers":{"@type":"Offer","url":"https://scheels.com/p/65334170401/","priceCurrency":"CAD","price":5.99,"itemCondition":"https://schema.org/NewCondition","availability":"https://schema.org/InStock"}}{"isError":false,"data":{"reviews":[]},"tracing":{"frontasticRequestId":"b7ec21f8ffff9d2a590cf0b402a7b6b3"}}"Full Description:\n<p>Send a smile with a Bald Guy Greetings card. This unique card features a playful design, perfect for any occasion, and adds a touch of fun and charm to your heartfelt message.</p>\nInside:<br />\n<br />\nAnd by, &quot;they,&quot; I mean your parents.<br />\nI guess what I&#39;m trying to say is that your mom<br />\n<br />\nisn&#39;t producing viable eggs anymore.<br />\nHappy Birthday!\n\nFeatures:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Printed on Recycled paper (of course)\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Made in the USA\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Written by Ian Kalman\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Illustrated by Sean Farrell\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funnier than Hallmark\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funny Birthday Card\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\nSpecifications:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>CardDimension: 5" X 7" (envelope included)\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n"