{"@context":"https://schema.org/","@type":"Product","@id":"https://www.scheels.com/p/bald-guy-greetings-birthday-rankings-card/19843-126/","name":"Bald Guy Greetings Birthday Rankings Card","image":["https://scheels.scene7.com/is/image/Scheels/70510594325"],"description":"Inside\u003cbr>This card is too long on the inside to show in this box.\u003cbr>\u003cbr>You should just click on the card to read the inside.\u003cbr>It's wort","sku":"70510594325","mpn":"70510594325","brand":{"@type":"Brand","name":"Bald Guy Greetings"},"offers":{"@type":"Offer","url":"https://scheels.com/p/70510594325/","priceCurrency":"CAD","price":5.99,"itemCondition":"https://schema.org/NewCondition","availability":"https://schema.org/InStock"}}{"isError":false,"data":{"reviews":[]},"tracing":{"frontasticRequestId":"9c3b3b8a19bc68dfb9c63296dd342513"}}"Full Description:\nSend a smile with a Bald Guy Greetings card. This unique card features a playful design, perfect for any occasion, and adds a touch of fun and charm to your heartfelt message.<br />\n<br />\nInside<br />\nThis card is too long on the inside to show in this box.<br />\n<br />\nYou should just click on the card to read the inside.<br />\nIt&#39;s worth it. It&#39;s a funny one. I promise.<br />\n<br />\n<br />\nSincerely,<br />\nThe Guy Who Wrote This Card\n\nFeatures:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Printed on Recycled paper (of course)\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Made in the USA\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Written by Jean Sharkey\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Illustrated by Sean Farrell\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funnier than Hallmark\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funny Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Sarcastic Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\nSpecifications:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Dimensions - 5" X 7" (envelope included)\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n"