{"@context":"https://schema.org/","@type":"Product","@id":"https://www.scheels.com/p/bald-guy-greetings-you-deserve-more-than-a-card/19843-092/","name":"Bald Guy Greetings You Deserve More Than A Card","image":["https://scheels.scene7.com/is/image/Scheels/71812274573"],"description":"Inside\u003cbr>And that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.","sku":"71812274573","mpn":"71812274573","brand":{"@type":"Brand","name":"Bald Guy Greetings"},"offers":{"@type":"Offer","url":"https://scheels.com/p/71812274573/","priceCurrency":"CAD","price":6.99,"itemCondition":"https://schema.org/NewCondition","availability":"https://schema.org/InStock"}}{"reviews":[],"offset":0,"limit":10,"total":0}"Full Description:\n<p>Send a smile with a Bald Guy Greetings card. This unique card features a playful design, perfect for any occasion, and adds a touch of fun and charm to your heartfelt message.</p>\nInside<br />\nAnd that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.\n\nFeatures:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Made in the USA\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Printed on Recycled paper (of course)\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Illustrated by Sean Farrell\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funnier than Hallmark\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Written by Ian Kalman\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Funny Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Sarcastic Birthday Cards\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\nSpecifications:\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Dimensions - 5" X 7" (envelope included)\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n"