Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings Happy Birthday/ Instructions Card

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Bald Guy Greetings Happy Birthday/ Instructions Card


Okay, I'm not sure if this will work, but try it.

1) Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card.

2) After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny.

3) Now nod your head as though i wrote something very serious and

heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.

4) Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "Thank you."


  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Made in the USA


  • Dimensions - 5" X 7" (envelope included)

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